The Napkin is Free.
The Seats Are Limited.
The actual napkin from Waffle House that started a platform.
"A napkin is always free at a restaurant. Like a restaurant, I only have so many seats."
Most projects don't need an enterprise solution.
I take a maximum of 2 major platform builds per year. But most problems are solved with a prototype, an automation, or a clear architectural map.
We figure out which one you need in a single call.
Clarity
You leave with scope, rough architecture, and a story point estimate you can take anywhere.
Honesty
I'll tell you if you're over-engineering it. Or if you need less than you think.
A Fixed Quote
If we build together, you'll know the cost upfront. No hourly surprises.
Let's sketch it out.
30-60 minutes. No sales pitch. Just solving the puzzle.
Book a Napkin SessionFree • No obligation
How it Works
Book your slot
Find a time that works for you. Pick 30, 45, or 60 minutes based on complexity.
We sketch it out
Bring your idea, your problem, or your rough sketch. We'll break it down together.
Decide next steps
If there's a fit, we'll discuss engagement options. If not, you leave with a clearer roadmap and zero cost.
Ready to build?
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